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[mizik optimis]

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- [ri]

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Mwen dezole, mwen dezole.

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- Mari, tanpri. Sa a se
sipoze montre w.

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- Men li tèlman komik.

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- Oke, mwen pral li pati ou a.

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[soupi]

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Pye sekrè yo te koule jodi a
nan yon chat videyo byen ta lannwit

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ant pwòp Swellview a
Kapitèn Man

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ak pwòp Jeff Swellview.

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Se vre, Kapitèn Man...

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[chante]
tout: Kapitèn Man! Kapitèn Man!

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- Kapitèn Man nan Cave Man.

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Kapitèn Man ijans.

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- Ou se Kapitèn Man!

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- Epi ou gen rezon.

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- Ak Jeff.

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- Oh, se Jeff!

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- Mwen se yon vrè kriminèl.

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Se te dènye mato mwen an.

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- Jeff! Jeff!
- Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!

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- Nou gen videyo a,

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men nou ta dwe avèti ou
ke li enplike

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gason ki grandi mete
bout pantalon trè piti.

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- [ri]

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- Oh, mesye.

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Ki sa li sou
manje manba ak jele

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dwat sou dwèt ou,
dwat soti nan bokal la

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pandan y ap jwe tou "Fortnite"
a 3:00 a.m.

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ki fè li gou tèlman bon?

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- Mwen panse ke li
manba a

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ak jele a

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ak dwèt yo
ak bokal la

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ak "Kenz".

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Epi mwen jis touye ou, bro!

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Wi!
- Kisa?

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Oh, vini!
Se jwèt sa a truke.

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- Oh, kounye a gen kèk sizan
jis touye m!

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- [ri]

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Wi!

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- Ale! Ale!

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- Mm-hmm.
- Ale! Vini non! Pran li!

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Pran tout bagay! Ale! Ale!

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Wi! Wi!

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Li te fè li.
- Wi!

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- Mwen pa ka kwè li te fè li.

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- Boom.
- [ri]

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Ou vle pou mwen anseye ou
nouvo dans ClickClock sa a

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Mwen te aprann yè swa?

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- Uh, wi.

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- Wi, ou fè.

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- Wap jwe m?
- Pop, pòp, pòp, pòp.

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- Mwen fè li. Pop, pòp, pòp.
- Non, vini, Pecs.

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Ou ka pòp pi bon pase sa.

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- Pa objektif mwen.

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Sòf si se yon konpliman,
Lè sa a, sa a byen.

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Vini non!
- Ou pa vle pete li.

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- Li tèlman difisil.
- Ou konnen ou vle pòp li.

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Mwen ka wè ou
vle pòp li.

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- [Gwouyen]
- Do, tounen,

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Poppin' li tounen, tounen, tounen.

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- [ap rele byen fò]
- Pop li!

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- [rele]
- Pop li!

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- Ah!

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[gemi]

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Konbyen tan nou te pratike
dans sa?

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- 90 segonn. Oh, Bondye.

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- Mwen vle di,

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Mwen ta ka yon move nèg.

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- Wi. Fè li.

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- Mwen ta fè yon gwo move nèg!

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- Ou ta dwe
dezyèm pi bon kriminèl la

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vil sa a te janm wè.

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- Oh, wi? Kiyès ki pi bon an?

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- W ap gade l.

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[ri]
Wi.

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- Mwen pral rele Drex
epi di li ou te di sa.

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- Non! Pa rele Drex.

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Non, non, non, non!
- Twò mal.

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Mwen pral rele l kounye a.
- Non, pa rele'l.

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- Bonjou, prizon Swellview?
- Non, rakroche.

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Kwoke.

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- Nenpòt repons a videyo sa a,
Jeff?

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- Se sèlman ke mwen eskize
pou Drex.

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Mwen regrèt.

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Epi tou, mwen selibatè.

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Ak bout pantalon sa yo
gade menm pi byen an pèsòn

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pase yo fè sou videyo.

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Eh? Tcheke sa. Wi.

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Oke, bye!

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- Kapitèn Man,
nenpòt repons a reyalite a

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ke ou manje
manba ak jele

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ak men ou...
- Brit

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- Epi mete ti bout pantalon
vi prive lakay ou?

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- Gade, aktyèlman,
Mwen pa t 'deranje pati sa a.

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- Ebyen Kapitèn Man?

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- Lè mwen jwenn ki moun ki koule
videyo sa yo, mwen pral...

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Mwen pral...

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- Kisa?
- Wi, kisa?

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- Kisa ou pral fè?

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- Ou bloke nan karantèn
tankou rès nou.

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- Kisa ou pral fè?
- Kisa?

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- Wi, kisa?

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- Yon bagay mal!

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♪ ♪

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- Ebyen...

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kiyès nan nou ki koule li?

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Hmm?
- Nou pat koule anyen mesye.

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- Nou te deja di ou--
- Mezanmi, refwadi.

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[chip sipèpoze]

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- Ah, ou tout ap bay manti.

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- Nou pa bay manti.

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- Wi, mesye.
Anjeneral, ou menm ak Schwoz

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se yo ki bay nou manti.

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- [gafe]

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Kilè nou janm bay manti
pou youn nan nou?

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- [moke]

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- Ki kote ou prale?
- Mwen dwe pran matant mwen

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bay netwayaj yo.
- Li tèlman gwo

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li bezwen netwaye
nan yon lave machin.

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- Kiyès sa?
- kwafè mwen.

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Mwen an reta pou randevou mwen an

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nan magazen an koup cheve.

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Kisa wap fè la?
- Kisa wap fè la?

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- Konbat krim.

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- Sa komik.

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Mwen te panse ou te ye
nan magazen an koup cheve

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jwenn konsèy frosted.
- Mm.

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- Oke, byen.

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- Mwen konnen youn nan nou koule li.

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- Poukisa nou ta koule
videyo anbarasan ou?

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- Uh, paske mwen bèl
e mwen fò

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e mwen komik,
tout moun renmen mwen,

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e mwen enb

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e mwen trè oto-efikas.
- Ray, kote w prale

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ak sa?

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- Ou mesye koule videyo a
paske ou jalouzi.

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- Nan kisa?

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- Nan mwen! Paske mwen bèl.
- Oh, Bondye mwen.

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- Dakò.
- Mwen fò, mwen komik.

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[chip sipèpoze]

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- Sispann!

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- Oke, byen.

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Oke, oke.
Nou pral jwe fason ou.

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Nou pa vle di m
kiyes ki koule video a?

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Oke, byen.

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Men, mwen pral di ou sa,

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ou tout pral peye.

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Nou tout.

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- Mm, mwen gen...

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58 santim.
Èske sa pral kouvri l?

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- Non.

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[mizik wòch]